Multipercussionist looking for jam/band/gig *amatorial*

Hi there!
DILETTANTE 51 years old multi-percussionist looking for a group or individual musicians in Malton (North Yorkshire area) to have fun with jam sessions and maybe a few gigs around; also acoustic/small ensembles; Latin/Ethnic/Blues/Rock/Funky. If you are professionals, aspiring professionals or even misunderstood geniuses with rock star ambitions, obviously I'm not good for you, so avoid contacting or teasing me otherwise I'll cry a lot calling for my mommy. Thanks for taking a look, cheerio!